she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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