just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
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