PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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