...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
Randomize
