and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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