Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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