I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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