It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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