Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
Randomize
