D3 body, D1 cock
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I intend to get homeless drunk
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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