I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
kristin has been a bad kristin
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
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