yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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