Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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