i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
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