u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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