your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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