WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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