I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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