Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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