from now on my penis is your penis
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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