high people should be assigned attendants
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
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