He uses pillows to masturbate.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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