I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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