So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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