Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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