i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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