Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
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