thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
I feel like a drive thru vagina
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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