Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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