Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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