so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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