Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
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