Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
did i walk over a car last night?
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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