I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
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