My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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