New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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