these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I met the friendliest cop last night
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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