and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I think I sprained my soul last night
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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