Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
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