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say what?
wanna hang out?
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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