i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
You have to summon your inner elephant
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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