You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
