Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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