So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
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