i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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