We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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