idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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