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(256): View more from Alabama

I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.

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(520): View more from Arizona

please come you make the beer taste better

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(516): View more from New York

He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono

(973): View more from New Jersey

How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?

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(406): View more from Montana

i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal

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(778): View more from British Columbia

i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.

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(614): View more from Ohio

Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?

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(630): View more from Illinois

You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop

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(705): View more from Ontario

its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like

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(917): View more from New York City

Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke

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