ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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