Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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